Yes I love Elephant Jokes.They give us a true insight on life. My only wish is that I could teach a course at Yale on Elephant Jokes and their Philosophical Connection to the Meaning of Human Existence.
As Steve Goodman said: "You can lead an Elephant to Watergate, but you can't make him remember anything."
As Groucho Marx said:
" Last night I shot an elelphant in my pajamas! How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know!"
Do you ever wonder if cave men told mastadon jokes?
- Why did the Elephant where red sneakers?
- Why did the Elephant wear three white sneakers and one yellow sneaker?
- Why did the Elephant wear four differnt colored sneakers?
- How Can you tell when an Elephant has been in the ice box?
- How do you stop a charging Elephant?
- Why can't you get an Elephant to screw in a lightbulb.
- What is the difference between a dozen eggs and an Elephant?
- What the difference between a herd of Elephants and a bunch af grapes?
- What did Tarzan say when the Elephants charged?
- How do you get down from an Elephant?
- How do Elephants get out of trees?
- What's black and stuck between the toes of charging Elephants
- What do you call an Elephant that rides a bus?
- How does an elephant get down from a tree?
- Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?
- What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
- Why do elephants wear sandals?
- Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
- What did the peanut say to the elephant?
- Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
- Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
- Why did the third elephant fall from of the tree?
- Why did the fourth Elephant fall from the tree?
- How did the mouse become as big as an elephant?
- What's gray on the inside and red and white on the outside?
- Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?
- What do you know when you see three Elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
- What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
- What do you call an Elephant with a machine gun?
- What do you call an Elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
- Why do Elephants drink so much?
- What's gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow, gray, yellow?
- What's gray, yellow, gray, yellow,THUMP, grey, black, blue, grey, black, blue
- How do you get an Elephant into a VW?
- How can you tell if an Elephant is in the refrigerator?
- Why do ducks have flat feet?
- What did Jane say when she saw the charging Elephants?
- Why are crocodiles so long and flat?
- What do you get when you cross Elephants with peanut butter?
- Why do Elephants paint their toenails red?
- What do you get when you cross and elelphant with a rhinocerous?
- Why do Elephants have such large, tough feet?
- What's brown, gooey, smells like peanuts, but isn't peanut butter
- What's the difference between an Elephant and a piece of paper?
- How do you know if there's an Elephant in the ice cream shop?
- How do you know if there are two Elephants in the ice cream shop?
- How do you know if there are three Elephants in the ice cream shop?
- How do you make an Elephant float?
- Why are Elephants so wrinkled
- What time is it when an Elephant sits on your fence?
- What time is it when an Elephant sit on your sofa?
- What time is it when an Elephant sits on your toilet?
- Why do Elephants have trunks
- Where do find Elephants?
- What do you say when an Elephant sneezes?
- Why do Elephants hide in strawberry patches?
- How do you get four Elephants into a Volkswagen?
- How can you tell when an Elephant's been in your refrigerator?
- Why do Elephants have grey skin?
- What goes, Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?"
- Why did the Elephant lie in the middle of the road?
- What would happen if an Elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
- Why did the Elephant wear sunglasses?
- What is the biggest ant?
- What is as big as an Elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?
- How do you fit 5 Elephants in a Volkswagen?
- Why did they throw the Elephants out of the swimming pool?
- Why wasn't the Elephant allowed on the airplane?
- Why were the Elephants the last animals off the ark?
- Why do Elephants paint their toenails green?
- What would you get if you crossed two fish with two Elephants?
- Why do Elephants have crinkly feet?
- Why do Elephant cheerleaders never do the splits?
- Why did the Elephant cross the road?
- Why do Elephants have wrinkled knees?
- What should you do to a blue Elephant?
- What should you do to a red Elephant?
- What should you do to a yellow Elephant?
- What should you do to a white Elephant?
- What should you do to a green Elephant?
- How can you tell if an Elephant's been sleeping in your bed?
- How do you catch an Elephant?
- How did the blonde cheerleader die?
- How does an Elephant get out of a phone booth?
- Why don't Elephants ride bicycles?
- What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
- What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
- What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
- What do Elephants have that no other animals have?
- Why do Elephants stomp on people?
- What do Elephants do for laughs?
- What game do Elephants like to play most?
- What did the cat say to the Elephant?
- How do you hunt pink elephants?
- How do you hunt blue elephants?
- What was the elephant doing on the expressway?
- What was the monkey doing on the expressway?
- What did the cow say to the Elephant?
- How do pink elephants survive hunting season?
- What did the pig say to the elephant?
- Why was the elephant on the expressway to begin with?
- What's the difference between elephants and ice cream?
Hickory Dickory Dock,
An elephant ran up the clock,
The clock is being repaired.
Two elephants - Harry & Faye
Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way
So they boarded a plane
They're now kissing in Maine
Cause their trunks got sent to L.A.